Especially Messily

This girl is so funny I want to cry a little bit. She says things like this:

I HATE IT WHEN JACOB FALLS ASLEEP BEFORE ME.

I GET BORED.

AND LAST NIGHT I WAS DRUNK AND BORED.

SO I CAREFULLY PLACED LITTLE PRAISE STICKERS THAT SAID THINGS LIKE 'WAY TO GO' AND 'EXCELLENT WORK' AND 'MUCH IMPROVED' ALL OVER JACOBS FACE AND ARMS.