Anyway THEN I said, fine, but I need some like 3-year-olds or something to help me think of crazy names. I got some participation from some 3-year-olds and a 6-year-old, but then I made more monsters. So eventually I gave in and made up some names myself. I've been spending a lot of time looking up cryptids on Wikipedia.
And in addition to Zombie Jamboree, singing songs to myself that are about names, and making things, including that very nice Andrew Bird one I just put the video to, but more often and more persistently this one:
Which has many lines that are compatible with monster-making. "We can make him tall, or we can make him not-so-tall!" "We can name him Bob, or we can name him Beowulf!".
Expect to see some monsters named Bob and Beowulf, is what I'm saying. Also email me if you think of any good monster names.