My stepdad is in Manila for a conference. He writes:
Driving to Tagaytay was also an experience. I learned another new word, counterflow. It is a Manila-taxi word, and is used in a sentence like this (spoken very casually): "If the traffic is bad, it is okay to counterflow." Then the cabbie smiles at you. (Note to travelers: pay very close attention when someone in Manila smiles at you.)
"To counterflow" means TO CROSS THE CENTER LINE AND DRIVE IN THE LANE OF ONCOMING TRAFFIC ON A FOUR LANE HIGHWAY.
This was a great surprise to me, and I am determined to remember the word, counterflow. The next time everything looks like it has turned to shit around me, just before I do something incredibly stupid, I will smile and tell those around me (in a casual voice), "In this situation, it is okay to counterflow." Then I will smile and do the stupid thing. Counterflow.
I'm pretty sure that at the end of the semester, counterflowing is standard procedure. Counterflowing with whiskey! It is okay! Right guys? See you Wednesday.
Hooray! Counterflow! I will be counterflowing with porter and episodes of MI-5. Sweet!
ReplyDeleteI have to work on my smiling and my casual voice. I have a tendency towards shrieking and shouting and waving my hands a lot, lately.
ReplyDeleteDEMURE IS THE NEW BLACK. COUNTERFLOW.
so's your face!
ReplyDeleteYou think!?!
ReplyDeleteoh wait...
yeah, i jumped the gun.
ReplyDeleteI re-blogged this on Letters from the Inquisistion along with a lovely video demonstrating the concept.
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