20 August 2008

why I have 2,000 boxes of stuff

by Cecily
small glass cutting tool

Mom: Hey do you need a glass cutter? Do you ever cut glass?
Me: well, no, but if I had a glass cutter I might! Yeah I'll take it.

I'm mailing two boxes to myself. Full of things I acquired during the past two weeks. I'm telling you, I can't help it!

Also, in my defense (?) I would like you to note the fact that my mother just happened to have an extra glass cutter lying around that she was trying to pawn off on someone. So (a) I'm helping! and (b) it's genetic, leave me alone!

Plus also, hey, let me know if you need any glass cut. I'm your man, for a price!

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